Super Sunday: Sassy Gay Friend

It's been a while since I had quotes from the Quotable Bitch...


"I’m wonderful at playing bitches."
~Elizabeth Taylor

"I love playing bitches. There’s a lot of bitch in every woman- a lot in every man." 

~ Joan Crawford


"After all, God made man and then said: I can do better than that – and made woman."
~Adela Rogers St Johns

Which brings me to.....


The Sassy Gay Friend is back. I just love the concept that tragedy could be avoided if they had a sassy gay friend. :) In this case, it's Eve.

Sassy Gay Friend:  Eve, a comedy video from the Second City Network

Youtube link



Have a great week all.

~yia~

Super Sunday

Both quotes this week are from The Quotable Bitch....

"Writing saved me from sin and inconvenience of violence"~ Alice Walker, author

"I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them ."~ Jane Austen

Now for the funnies:

You want some Kung Fu?
I'll give you some Kung Fu!

Mum! It's those funny looking creatures again.

Would you hurry up?My back is killing me, sheesh.

Have a wonderful week.

~yia~

Super Sunday

"Old age is no place for sissies" – Bette Davies

from the Quotable Bitch Calendar 

Another Tobuscus Literal this week....




~yia~

Super Sunday

From the Quotable Bitch Day Calender, 2010. Funny, or interesting, or...well...I'll let you decide.

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire – Angelina Jolie

I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it – Shirley MacLaine

I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming – Courtney Love

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives – Marilyn Monroe

Dear, never forget one little point. It’s my business. You just work here – Elizabeth Arden, cosmetics mogul

Thanks to Kylie Griffin for the following link.

For any writers out there having problems with their plot device, here is a little to help you along the way.


Plot Device from Red Giant on Vimeo.


Found originally at:
http://fpdorchak.wordpress.com/2011/07/07/plot-device/


Have a great week.

~yia~

And more from the Quotable Bitch

"That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say No in any of them."

~Dorothy Parker, writer and poet

"Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't 

waste a second demolishing it brick by brick."

~Candice Bergen, actress

"A great band like that and they have to play with Ella. 

That bitch!"

~Billie Holiday, singer, on singer Ella Fitzgerald

"Do what you feel in your heart to be right--for you'll be

 criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, 

and damned if you don't."

~Eleanor Roosevelt, first lady of the United States

"The argument between wives and whores is an old one; each thinking that whatever she is, at least she is not the other."

~Andrea Dworkin, female activist

"If you want to say it with flowers, 

a single rose says:  'I'm cheap!'"

~Delta Burke, actress

"I survived because I was tougher than anyone else."

~Bette Davis, actress

"I'm no lady; I'm a member of Congress, 

and I'll proceed on that basis."

~Mary Norton, U.S. Congresswoman

Some yowzas there!

~yia~

While I'm Away....2

Here's some more Quotable Bitch lines....


"The trouble with talking nicely is that, unfortuanately, some people don't hear you until you scream."

 ~ Stephanie Powers, actress

"Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person."

~ Ethel Watts Mumford, writer

"As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls."

~Rita Mae Brown, writer

"Sanity is a cozy lie."

~Susan Santag, writer

"The important thing is not what they think of me, but what I think of them."

~Queen Victoria

"They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress, you know that the filibuster was invented by men."

~ Clare Boothe Luce, playright and social activist

"Beauty to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin; that, or a kickass red lipstick."

~Gwyneth Paltrow, actress

"In this business, until you're known as a monster, you're not a star."

~Bette Davis, actress

"Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs."

~Miss Piggy, muppet

Until next time....yia!

The Quotable Bitch....

Some of you may remember at the beginning of the year, I mentioned having a calendar called The Quotable Bitch. Well here's some quotes for you - make of them what you will (sometimes I wonder about the context).

"Poor George [Bush], he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth."

 ~Ann Richards, Governor of Texas

LOL! Priceless!

"I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived."

~Bette Davis, actress

"How wonderful. We are so thrilled that Joan has learned how to read."

~Bette Davis, actress, on actress Joan Crawford

(the claws are out. Negates the nicest dame quote don't you think? ;)))

"I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go - cigarette in one hand, glass of scotch in the other."

~Ava Gardner, actress

"You shouldn't step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they are in the way."

~Star Jones, TV personality

(No helping hand from her!)

"Man's role is uncertain, undefined and perhaps unnecessary."

~ Margaret Mead, anthropologist

(deep.... Is she is talking of Men or of the Human Race?)

and finally from Mae West, actress

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." 

~yia~

Ouch!

After a week of cleaning up, preparing for, cooking for, and having a celebration get-together for my dad's nameday, I am pooped and achy. 

But bad luck Eleni - there's much to do. Today is clean up & crawling through emails day. 

Tomorrow, probably study. Not long until D-day, that is, due date for finishing course . I'll probably also work on writing my Arts SA acquittal report. Almost there, but because I'm so tired, I'm not sure how it reads right now. 

I'll leave you with a quote from The Quotable Bitch calendar, which I thought amusing:

"While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial, gossip among men, especially if it is about women, is called theory, or idea, or fact."

-Andrea Dworkin, feminist activist.

~yia~

The Quotable Bitch....

"When I'm good,

I'm very, very good,

but when I'm bad,

I'm better."

~Mae West, actress

The Quotable Bitch....

January 14th's quote was:

"Don't get mad;

get everything." 

~ Ivana Trump, hotelier & entrepeneur.

Ouch!


~yia~