The Quotable Bitch....

Some of you may remember at the beginning of the year, I mentioned having a calendar called The Quotable Bitch. Well here's some quotes for you - make of them what you will (sometimes I wonder about the context).

"Poor George [Bush], he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth."

 ~Ann Richards, Governor of Texas

LOL! Priceless!

"I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived."

~Bette Davis, actress

"How wonderful. We are so thrilled that Joan has learned how to read."

~Bette Davis, actress, on actress Joan Crawford

(the claws are out. Negates the nicest dame quote don't you think? ;)))

"I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go - cigarette in one hand, glass of scotch in the other."

~Ava Gardner, actress

"You shouldn't step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they are in the way."

~Star Jones, TV personality

(No helping hand from her!)

"Man's role is uncertain, undefined and perhaps unnecessary."

~ Margaret Mead, anthropologist

(deep.... Is she is talking of Men or of the Human Race?)

and finally from Mae West, actress

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." 

~yia~