"Poor George [Bush], he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth."
~Ann Richards, Governor of Texas
"I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived."
~Bette Davis, actress
"How wonderful. We are so thrilled that Joan has learned how to read."
~Bette Davis, actress, on actress Joan Crawford
(the claws are out. Negates the nicest dame quote don't you think? ;)))
"I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go - cigarette in one hand, glass of scotch in the other."
~Ava Gardner, actress
"You shouldn't step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they are in the way."
~Star Jones, TV personality
(No helping hand from her!)
"Man's role is uncertain, undefined and perhaps unnecessary."
~ Margaret Mead, anthropologist
(deep.... Is she is talking of Men or of the Human Race?)
and finally from Mae West, actress
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."